Hank Green

CEO, Co-Owner/Co-Founder

"Dog in a trenchcoat
Getting promoted at work but then sheds his disguise
Canine surprise"

John Green

Co-Owner/Awesome Coffee Club Intern

Dave Loos


"I believe it's jogging, or yogging. It might be a soft J."

Alisa LaRue

Director of Finance

"If you want to be free, be free."

Patty Morse


"Faith Hope Laugh Love Life"

Kylie Hannas

Human Resources Business Partner

"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!"

Caryn Schwarze

Human Resources Generalist

"Whether you believe you can or can't, you're right." -Boss Baby

Abi Rein

Operations Manager

"It's an avocado... thanks..."

Valerie Barr

Operations Assistant

"Binary is banal." - Andrew W.K.

Rachel Navarro

Senior Project Manager

"Look at all those chickens!"

Brandi Jessup

Senior Project Manager

"Grab your Gi, let's cuddle!"

Josh Bartholomew

Warehouse Manager

“Pizza. The answer is always pizza.” – John

Brandi Bergreen

Customer Service Manager

"Mhm...yeah... mmhm. I know some of these words." - Ed, Good Burger

Lukas Phelan

Project Coordinator

"I oughta busk you right in the mush" -Popeye

Zoë Polando Ryder

Project Coordinator

“Not much of a storyline.” - Rotten Tomatoes user Jill F on Tom Hooper's, Cats (2019)

Byron McKoy

Project Coordinator

"You can go to places in the world with pudding. That's funny." - Barry Egan

Catherine Chang

Project Coordinator

"I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am!" -Jason Mendoza

Jessica Rollins

Subscription Coordinator

"That's a nice door"

Matt Gowin

Creator Analyst

"Keep your eye on the ball."

Michelle Louis

Product Procurement Clerk

"I caught you a delicious bass."

Helen Thomson

Executive Assistant

"Be a goldfish." - Ted Lasso

K.J. Olsen

Customer Service Supervisor

How am I not myself? How am I not myself....? How am I not myselft...........? - I Heart Huckabees

Ira Sather-Olson

Customer Service Supervisor

“If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.” -Jello Biafra

Kyle McAfee

Customer Service Supervisor

"Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending. We've done just what we set out to do" -Jim Henson

Serena Palmer

Customer Service Representative

"I thought I saw you at the bus stop, I didn't though" -Taylor Swift

Cody Graves

Customer Service Representative

"I love that drink" -Jessica Wild

Cody Ritchotte

Returns Processor

"I don't know how to fold broken cheese." - David Rose

Kadin Fawcett

Warehouse Administrative Coordinator

"By all beans, bean away"

Ian MacIntyre

Inventory Supervisor

"Help I'm trapped in this bubble! No don't scroll away!"

Shannon Clark

Warehouse Supervisor

"I is Potatovisor"

Hayley Trosello

Warehouse Supervisor

"Im sick of following my dreams, I am just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with em' later." - Mitch Hedberg

Maeve Wrixon

Production Operator

"The dude abides" - The Big Lebowski

Chris Spurling

Inventory Clerk

"Maybe the real treasure was the Cryptids we made along the way" -Mothman Probably

Krystyn Blackbird



Keith Suta


"An ye harm none, do what ye will."

Drew Jackson


"Pack and Seal, Until it is Done."

Anna Steitz


"I take my craft very seriously, which you can tell by my use of the word 'craft'." - Rogelio De La Vega

Chiree Bondurant


"What's in the box?! - Se7en

Jon Newberry


"I go hard for tangerine."

Aidan Patko


"I have to say that I'm so impressed with the potential that you see in me." -Michael Scott

Erin Johnson

Inventory Assistant

"Strong back, soft front, wild heart" - Brene Brown

Marmalade Marmot the Marmot

Social Media Manager

"Marmots are naturally talented" - Marmalade Marmot the Marmot