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Meet the DFTBA team

Administration

Hank Green | Co-Owner

"Dog in a trenchcoat getting promoted at work but then sheds his disguise Canine surprise"

John Green | Co-Owner

Laura Joukovski | CEO

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt

Warehouse

Josh Bartholomew | Warehouse Manager

“Pizza. The answer is always pizza.” – John

Ian MacIntyre | Inventory Supervisor

"Help I'm trapped in this box! No don't scroll away!"

Chris Hemlock | Inventory Clerk

"There is a thin semantic line separating weird and beautiful, and that line is covered in jellyfish." - Welcome to Night Vale

Erin Johnson | Senior Inventory Assistant

"Strong back, soft front, wild heart" - Brene Brown

Matthew Hurley | Inventory Assistant

Trevor Pressler | Inventory Assistant

Shannon Clark | Warehouse Supervisor

"I is Potatovisor"

Hayley Trosello | Warehouse Supervisor

"Im sick of following my dreams, I am just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with em' later." - Mitch Hedberg

Krystyn Blackbird | Machine Operator

*smiles*

Drew Jackson | Machine Operator

"Pack and Seal, Until it is Done."

Aidan Patko | Warehouse Team Lead

"I have to say that I'm so impressed with the potential that you see in me." - Michael Scott

Anna Steitz | Warehouse Team Lead

"I take my craft very seriously, which you can tell by my use of the word 'craft'." - Rogelio De La Vega

Chiree Bondurant | Production Coordinator

"Strikes and gutters, ups and down" - The Dude

Brooklyn Fitzgerald | Production Operator

"If every pork-chop were perfect, wewouldn’thave hot dogs" - Greg Universe

Jon Newberry | Warehouse Packer

"I go hard for tangerine."

Keith Suta | Warehouse Packer

"An ye harm none, do what ye will."

Abby Martens | Warehouse Packer

Abigail Gontarek | Warehouse Packer

Jake Wheeler | Warehouse Packer

Kyle Cantrell | Warehouse Packer

Daniel Lombardo | Warehouse Packer

Creator Partnerships

Dave Loos | Creator Partnerships General Manager

"I believe it's jogging, or yogging. It might be a soft J."

Rachel Navarro | Creator Partnerships Art Director

"Look at all those chickens!"

Matt Gowin | Creator Partnerships Account Manager

"Keep your eye on the ball."

Byron McKoy | Creator Coordinator

"You can go to places in the world with pudding. That's funny." - Barry Egan

Catherine Chang | Creator Coordinator

"I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am!" - Jason Mendoza

Melanie Oventhal | Creator Coordinator

"Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life’s true delights." - Uncle Iroh

Ira Sather-Olson | Systems Support Coordinator

“If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.” - Jello Biafra

Cheryl Crandall | Creator Partnerships Account Manager

"You can mark my words, I'll make tiny changes to Earth." - Scott Hutchinson

Customer Service

Brandi Bergreen | Customer Service Manager

"Mhm...yeah... mmhm. I know some of these words." - Ed, Good Burger

K.J. Olsen | Customer Service Supervisor

How am I not myself? How am I not myself....? How am I not myselft...........? - I Heart Huckabees

Kyle McAfee | Customer Service Supervisor

"Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending. We've done just what we set out to do" - Jim Henson

Serena Palmer | Customer Service Representative

"I thought I saw you at the bus stop, I didn't though" - Taylor Swift

Cody Graves | Customer Service Representative

"I love that drink" - Jessica Wild

Operations

Abi Rein | Director of Operations

"It's an avocado... thanks..."

Valerie Barr | Operations Specialist

"Binary is banal." - Andrew W.K.

Nathaniel Conley | Systems Administrator

"Ain't that just the way?" - Greg

Michelle Louis | Product Planning & Procurement Specialist

"I caught you a delicious bass."

Kadin Fawcett | Operations Coordinator

"By all beans, bean away"

Cody Ritchotte | Procurement Assistant

"I don't know how to fold broken cheese." - David Rose

Good Store

Brandi Jessup | Good Store General Manager

"Grab your Gi, let's cuddle!"

Jessica Rollins | Good Store Operations Specialist

"That's a nice door"

Zoë Polando Ryder | Good Store Art Director

“Not much of a storyline.” - Rotten Tomatoes user Jill F on Tom Hooper's, Cats (2019)

Helen Thomson | Marketing Specialist

"Be a goldfish." - Ted Lasso

Finance

Alisa LaRue | Director of Finance

"If you want to be free, be free."

Matthew LeGare | Accountant

"Numbers"

Jordan Dawson | Accounting Assistant

"Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn" - John Maxwell

Human Resources

Caryn Schwarze | HR Business Partner

"Whether you believe you can or can't, you're right." - Boss Baby