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Meet the DFTBA team

Administration

Hank Green | Co-Owner

"Dog in a trenchcoat getting promoted at work but then sheds his disguise Canine surprise"

John Green | Co-Owner

Laura Joukovski | CEO

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt

Warehouse

Josh Bartholomew | Director of Warehouse Operations

“Pizza. The answer is always pizza.” – John

Hayley Trosello | Warehouse Supervisor

"Im sick of following my dreams, I am just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with em' later." - Mitch Hedberg

Jake Wheeler | Inventory Supervisor

Chiree Bondurant | Production Supervisor

"Strikes and gutters, ups and down" - The Dude

Aidan Patko | Warehouse Team Lead

"I have to say that I'm so impressed with the potential that you see in me." - Michael Scott

Drew Jackson | Machine Operator

"Pack and Seal, Until it is Done."

Brooklyn Fitzgerald | Production Operator

"If every pork-chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs" - Greg Universe

Keith Suta | Warehouse Packer

"An ye harm none, do what ye will."

Abby Martens | Warehouse Packer

Abigail Gontarek | Warehouse Packer

Molly White | Warehouse Packer

"They were cones!"

Daniel Lombardo | Inventory Assistant

Lilly Butts | Inventory Assistant

"Fool me once, shame on you; but teach a man to fool me and I shall be fooled for the rest of my life."

Customer Service

Brandi Bergreen | Director of Customer Service

"Mhm...yeah... mmhm. I know some of these words." - Ed, Good Burger

K.J. Olsen | Customer Service Specialist

How am I not myself? How am I not myself....? How am I not myselft...........? - I Heart Huckabees

Anna Steitz | Customer Service Specialist

"I take my craft very seriously, which you can tell by my use of the word 'craft'." - Rogelio De La Vega

Cody Graves | Customer Service Returns Processor

"I love that drink" - Jessica Wild

Creator Partnerships

Abi Rein | Creator Partnerships General Manager

"It's an avocado... thanks..."

Rachel Navarro | Special Projects Manager

"Look at all those chickens!"

Melanie Oventhal | Account Manager

"Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life’s true delights." - Uncle Iroh

Byron McKoy | Product Design Coordinator

"You can go to places in the world with pudding. That's funny." - Barry Egan

Catherine Chang | Product Design Coordinator

"I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am!" - Jason Mendoza

Ira Sather-Olson | Systems Support Coordinator

“If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.” - Jello Biafra

Good Store

Helen Thomson | Marketing & Website Manager

"Be a goldfish." - Ted Lasso

Zoë Polando Ryder | Good Store Art Director

“Not much of a storyline.” - Rotten Tomatoes user Jill F on Tom Hooper's, Cats (2019)

Jessica Rollins | Product Specialist

"That's a nice door"

Finance & Systems

Alisa LaRue | CFO

"If you want to be free, be free."

Matthew LeGare | Accountant

"Numbers"

Nathaniel Conley | Systems Manager

"Ain't that just the way?" - Greg

Valerie Barr | Systems Specialist

"Binary is banal." - Andrew W.K.

Kadin Fawcett | Systems Analyst

"By all beans, bean away"

Michelle Louis | Procurement Manager

"I caught you a delicious bass."

Cody Ritchotte | Procurement Assistant

"I don't know how to fold broken cheese." - David Rose

Human Resources

Caryn Schwarze | Director of People Operations

"Whether you believe you can or can't, you're right." - Boss Baby