Some industries are known for innovation. The games industry, though, keeps jamming its fingers back into the same mousetrap and acting surprised when the cheese tastes like broken promises, melted GPUs, and server queues longer than a Catholic wedding.

Printed on 100% cotton and brought to life by Edu Ely Studio, this shirt distills Yahtzee’s deadpan despair into wearable form. He expected this. You expected this. We all expected this. Because this industry never learns anything. Tee hee hee.

Equal parts grim resignation and smug catharsis, it’s the perfect uniform for anyone who’s ever bought a game at launch and immediately regretted it. Why waste your breath complaining about yet another buggy, half-finished, day-one-patch disaster when your torso can do it for you?