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There Is No Middle Finger Big Enough Shirt

$32.00
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There are days when a passive-aggressive sigh or a purposeful glare won’t adequately convey the vast, uncharted continents of contempt you’re feeling. That’s when you need something bigger. Like “visible-from-low-earth-orbit” bigger.

Enter this shirt: a 100% cotton vessel of cosmic profanity designed by Omar Ahmed, delivering a middle finger so gargantuan that it could swat passing satellites out of alignment. The accompanying phrase, straight from the mouth of Yahtzee Croshaw, is less a quote and more a lifestyle choice. One that says, “I have endured the buggy launch, the obscene monetization, and the remaster nobody asked for, and I am done being polite about it.”

Wear it to family dinner. Wear it to your next HOA meeting. Wherever you go, this shirt will broadcast your feelings with the subtlety of a grenade in a confession booth.

Printed on Bella + Canvas apparel.
100% Cotton

6 Month Return Policy

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There Is No Middle Finger Big Enough Shirt

$32.00

ABOUT THE CREATOR

Second Wind

Second Wind is the home of informative, interesting, and entertaining content from creators like Yahtzee Croshaw, Jack Packard, James Read, Nick Calandra, Darren Mooney, and more.