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Hank Green

Hank Green is a musician, EcoGeek, and half of the YouTube duo VlogBrothers. He is a co-founder and chief executive officer of DFTBA Records. His third album, Ellen Hardcastle, reached #8 on the Billboard Comedy Albums charts. He lives in Missoula, MT with his wife Katherine.

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Book of Good Times - Hardcover

Book of Good Times - Softcover

A booklet with a cover featuring an abstract, Cubist rendition of a tall person walking through a watery city, with the reflection of a robot in the water.

A Supplementally Useful Publication

A Hank Green enamel pin of a crude dragon drawn out of scribbles. The dragon is green with a blue mane of hair and has a yellow heart and tail.

Gilbahrt Enamel Pin

A pair of black, thick framed glasses with slightly tinted lenses. The text "2D Glasses" is visible on one arm of the glasses. By Hank Green.

2D Glasses

A set of Nerdfighter playing cards. There is a face down stack with a dark green pattern on the card. There is a also a fan of cards laid out in a warm pastel color scheme with different illustrations on them.

A grid of nine face up Nerdfighter playing cards. They are a warm pastel color scheme with different illustrations on each card.

Nerdfighter Playing Cards

Portrait oriented poster that reads, "The Test" and then the words to the entire quote by John Green. The design has objects floating around like a paperclip, four leaf clover, a goldfish cracker, a pencil, a key, a gummy worm, stamps. The quote is broken down into four sections mimicking text being written on lined paper, sticky notes, and other types of torn paper.

NEW! About the Test Poster

Black t-shirt with a green illustrated map of Greenland with the words 'Greenland DFTBA" on it. There are colorful crabs, a pelican, books, a hanklerfish and socks, even some books illustrated in bright colors.

DFTBA Greenland Shirt

Black shirt with a spiral circle that fades from white to black inward. Text says, "We're Here Because" and repeats over and over.

We're Here Because We're Here Shirt

Brown Mug with a full wrap design. Design is of lettering saying, "We're Here Because" repeated four time in 70's style lettering. Lettering color is an off white for the first line, yellow for the second line, orange for the third line, and red for the fourth line.

We're Here Because We're Here Mug

White shirt. Image is of Hank and John with illustrations of their microphones for podcasting. In between them is the word, "Vlogrbothers" written in cursive but made to be the scribbly lines of a microphone cord.

The Format Vlogbrothers Shirt

White mug with a full wrap design. Design is of an illustrated version of Hank and John Green with their microphones. In between them is the word, "Vlogbrothers" written out in cursive but the line is continuous and links Hank's microphone to John's.

The Format Vlogbrothers Mug

Dark Grey shirt. The words, "Dubious Advice" is written out in cursive but has been modified to look like fire. Secondary image also indicates that you will receive a free sticky notepad with an order of this shirt. Square notepad with red cursive lettering that says, "Dubious Advice"

Dubious Advice Shirt

Heather Grey Sweatshirt with a quarter zip closure. There is a print on the left part of the wearer's chest that reads, "Red Deacons" Below it is a small shield like coat of arms emblem that reads "Football Club" in the shield there is lettering that reads, "memento mori" and an image of an apple.

Red Deacons Football Club Quarter Zip

Sixteen different designs of “ DFTBA" stickers across four sticker sheets - from DFTBA Records

DFTBA Sticker Set

Three mugs sit side by side each showing a different portion of the "I Hope Fish Never Think About Us Mug" from Dear Hank and John. The mug white with a blue map showing ocean with illustrations of fish inside. The text on the mug reads "I hope fish never have to think about us" with very small text reading "*Well, of course they have to think about us sometimes, because we are an inconvenience for them. "

I Hope Fish Never Think About Us Mug

Dear Hank and John

A red shirt with a white vector image of John Green with a mustache in the center and the word “Pizza” written below in white, sans serif font - from Vlogbrothers

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Pizza John Shirt

A collection of thirty-four different Pizza John designs from past years with "PIZZA John Sticker Pakcs" written in black on the second row - from Vlogbrothers

Five different Pizza John designs as stickers from 2014 - from Vlogbrothers

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