Do you ever forget to drink as much water as you should?

Have you ever retired a water bottle from service as a drinking vessel so you could use it as a pee bottle?

Do you know someone (or are you someone) who likes a water bottle that makes a good conversation piece?

If you answered "yes," or even "maybe" to any or all of the above questions, the What Does Your Urine Say About You Water bottle is for you.

This is a one-time, limited run production: Order yours by June 30th, 2025, and put whatever liquid you like in it for its lifetime. The bottle is a classic, pretty-much-indestructible Nalgene 32-ounce Wide Mouth Sustain Water Bottle, a BPA/BPS-free bottle made with plastic destined for landfills—50% waste plastic (using ISCC certified mass balance), further offsetting the use of fossil fuels and lowering greenhouse gas emissions.

This bottle is dishwasher safe, guaranteed leakproof, and proudly made in the USA.