Tired of trying to appease the soulless, ever-devouring maw of corporate greed that decides whether to show your expression to the world or mislabel and shadow ban it? Now you can display your suffering with pride through a shirt that highlights a simple truth: algorithms do not solve problems, they multiply them.

The You Can Call Me Al(gorithm) shirt is a fashionably bleak reminder that the modern algorithm is not some futuristic marvel. It is a set of mathematical instructions enforced by an unpublished rulebook that dictates whether your work lives, dies, or gets buried under seventeen reaction videos of a man-child screaming at thumbnails.

Printed on 100% cotton and designed by Omar Ahmed, this shirt is equal parts satire and survival blanket; something to cling to while your favorite creators’ views collapse like a wobbly tower of rectangles (that we can't call Jenga for fear of that breaking an unknown rule and getting this all demonetized).