There are days when a passive-aggressive sigh or a purposeful glare won’t adequately convey the vast, uncharted continents of contempt you’re feeling. That’s when you need something bigger. Like “visible-from-low-earth-orbit” bigger.

Enter this mug: an 11-ounce ceramic vessel of cosmic profanity designed by Omar Ahmed, delivering a middle finger so gargantuan that it could swat passing satellites out of alignment. The accompanying phrase, straight from the mouth of Yahtzee Croshaw, is less a quote and more a lifestyle choice. One that says, “I have endured the buggy launch, the obscene monetization, and the remaster nobody asked for, and I am done being polite about it.”

Use it at your family dinner. Bring it to the office. Wherever you go, this mug will broadcast your feelings with the subtlety of a grenade in a confession booth.